everyone online is so terminally consumed by the compulsion to create content. not me tho if i stop posting or producing for 2 days that’s a personal moral failing but everyone else yeah it’s a problem
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Oh poor guy :(( I'm taking him home and looking up how to restore him
a shark meets a tuna
the shark says "hi, fish"
the tuna says "what should we do, fish?"
the shark says "it's your choice, fish"
the large pen turns to the small pen and says "crayon"
what do you call a cookie under a tree? a shadowy place
what language do you speak in a sauna? swiss-german
no matter how dense you are, Goethe was a poet
the plural of radish is horseradish
what do you do when you drink coke and beer? you collapse
two magnets meet and one says "I don't know what to wear today"
what do CEOs drink? tapwater
—Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
-- 'One Art' by Elizabeth Bishop
you ever think about how after everything Ahsoka told Vader "I'm not leaving you" and it wasn't enough
@imissthembutitwasntadisaster loooooook it’s your poem!



















